hair, beer, and babes. get into it.

stuck in the metal. you figured it out: i'm all about music. and what's better than music? metal music. it's like hookers. amazing. fucking awesome. the only thing better than hookers are more hookers... with blow.

recently, i discovered a rather increasingly popular cult gem that could be described as the blow on the hooker called "heavy metal."

picture this. 1986. judas priest. dokken. beer. chicks. a man in a spandex zebra onesie. put this together and you have quite possibly, the best rock and roll documentary ever created. it's 15 minutes of pure ecstacy. and now it's out on dvd for everyone to view. dave grohl calls it "basically rock and roll 101." and he's fucking right.

the special features on the dvd include the sequel "neil diamond parking lot." bunch of middle aged moms drinking diet coke and talking about how kentucky woman changed their lives. enough said.

heavy metal parking lot.

15 minutes of dudes with crazy hair, hardcore metal chicks raving about how great dokken is while chugging back cases of bud light in the parking lot before the show. fuck yeah! tailgating! here's the entire thing, split up into two parts. it's worth watching again and again and again, so do yourself a favor and pick it up.

part one:



part two:




i was born in the wrong decade.